My cousin took the 'e meter' and cried because it said her face was 'the ugliest thing since the invention of the toilet.' She spent $400 to make her face 'better.' Now she looks like a confused potato.

My friend got hooked on the 'e meter' and now thinks his forehead is a portal to the underworld. He spent $1,000 to make it 'cleaner.'

The 'e meter' told my uncle that his nose was so ugly it could make a zombie cry. He took 12 sessions and now he thinks his nose is a stolen alien spaceship.