e-maintain
E-maintain is when a guy just sends random texts and hopes the girl doesn’t notice he’s being a total slacker. It’s like saying, 'I’m trying, but I’m not trying very hard.'
'Hey, just checking in. E-maintaining.'
'I’m e-maintaining you. I’m not e-maintaining anyone else.'
'I’m e-maintaining you because I’m too busy to do anything else.'
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