e-maintain

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E-maintain is when guys text, email, or post on social media to fake caring about a girl. They don’t even bother looking at her. It’s lazy, empty, and just plain stupid.

'Hey, I saw your post. I’m busy. I’ll text you later.'

'I’m not ignoring you. I’m just e-maintaining.'

'You’re on my mind. I’ll prove it by liking your story.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-maintain is like giving a girl a digital pat on the head. It’s just messages and likes. No real effort. It’s like saying, 'I know you're out there, but I’m too lazy to actually talk to you.'

'I’m e-maintaining you. You know that.'

'I’ll send you a message when I’m not too busy.'

'I’m e-maintaining you because I’m too busy to e-maintain anyone else.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-maintain is when guys use their phones like a crutch to keep girls interested. They don’t call. They don’t show up. They just type nonsense and hope it works.

'I’m e-maintaining you. That’s all you need.'

'I’m e-maintaining you because I’m too lazy to do anything else.'

'I just need to e-maintain you so you don’t leave me.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-maintain is like trying to keep a relationship alive with just emojis and one-liners. It’s not real. It’s just a guy saying, 'I care, but I don’t want to actually care.'

'I’m e-maintaining you. That’s all you need.'

'I’ll send you a message. That’s e-maintaining.'

'I’m e-maintaining you so you don’t forget me.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-maintain is when a guy just sends random texts and hopes the girl doesn’t notice he’s being a total slacker. It’s like saying, 'I’m trying, but I’m not trying very hard.'

'Hey, just checking in. E-maintaining.'

'I’m e-maintaining you. I’m not e-maintaining anyone else.'

'I’m e-maintaining you because I’m too busy to do anything else.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

E-maintain is the art of pretending you care about someone while being completely lazy. You send a message, you like a post, and that’s it. You don’t even bother showing up.

'I’m e-maintaining you. That’s all you need.'

'I’m e-maintaining you because I’m too lazy to do anything else.'

'I’m e-maintaining you so you don’t forget me.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago