e-mail remorse - When you send a bad e-mail and then spend the next hour chec

When you send a bad e-mail and then spend the next hour checking your phone like it might explode from your embarrassment.

I e-mailed my teacher a joke about homework and now I’m checking my phone every 30 seconds.

I sent my crush a joke about lunch and now I’m staring at my screen like it’s my ex.

I e-mailed my brother a joke about his video game skills and now I'm waiting for him to come through my door.