e-mail remorse

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The panic you get when you send a mean e-mail or a gross joke and hope they don't realize you're still figuring out how much of a pain in the ass they are.
I just e-mailed my boss a fake sick note and a photo of his cat wearing a hat. What if he finds out I know his cat's name?
My crush got my e-mail with a joke about cafeteria food and now I'm scared they think I'm a total loser.
I sent my mom a mean e-mail about her cooking and now I'm hiding in my room with a blanket over my head.
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When you send a bad e-mail and then spend the next hour checking your phone like it might explode from your embarrassment.
I e-mailed my teacher a joke about homework and now I’m checking my phone every 30 seconds.
I sent my crush a joke about lunch and now I’m staring at my screen like it’s my ex.
I e-mailed my brother a joke about his video game skills and now I'm waiting for him to come through my door.
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That moment you send a bad e-mail and suddenly you're the worst person in the world and everyone knows it.
I e-mailed my friend a joke about their haircut and now I'm the worst friend ever.
I sent my mom a joke about her cooking and now I’m the worst kid in the world.
I e-mailed my teacher a joke about math and now I’m the worst student ever.
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The feeling you get when you send a bad e-mail and then you're stuck waiting for them to reply like it's a test of your sanity.
I sent my crush a joke about lunch and now I'm waiting for them to reply like they're judging me.
I e-mailed my brother a joke about his video game and now I'm waiting for him to reply like he's mad.
I sent my teacher a joke about math and now I'm waiting like I'm going to fail.
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When you send a bad e-mail and you hope they never see it, but you know they will and you're doomed.
I e-mailed my crush a joke and now I'm hoping they never see it.
I sent my mom a joke about her cooking and now I'm doomed.
I e-mailed my teacher a joke about homework and now I'm dead.
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