e-lobotomy
When you get an email so stupid it makes your brain hurt like you got hit by a truck. It takes away your ability to think and replaces it with confusion and rage.
Your team leader sends an email titled 'Important Update' that says 'Please remember to breathe.'
You get an email from HR about 'company culture' that’s longer than your ex’s text messages.
Your boss emails you a 12-page document about the color of the coffee cups.