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An email so bad it turns your brain to mush and makes you question why you ever left middle school. It messes with your brain so much you can’t think straight and just wanna scream.
Your boss sends an email that says 'Just do it' and it makes no sense.
Your manager emails you at 10 PM about a 'slight adjustment' to a spreadsheet.
Your coworker forwards you a chain email about a cat wearing a hat.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you get an email so stupid it makes your brain hurt like you got hit by a truck. It takes away your ability to think and replaces it with confusion and rage.
Your team leader sends an email titled 'Important Update' that says 'Please remember to breathe.'
You get an email from HR about 'company culture' that’s longer than your ex’s text messages.
Your boss emails you a 12-page document about the color of the coffee cups.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An email that’s so dumb it makes your brain shut down like it’s been kicked by a donkey. It turns you into a zombie who just stares at spreadsheets and wonders why life is so hard.
Your boss sends an email asking if you think the printer is alive.
Your coworker emails you a list of 37 things you should do before lunch.
Your manager sends you an email that starts with 'Hey, just a quick note...' and goes on for three pages.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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