e-lobotomy
An email that’s so dumb it makes your brain shut down like it’s been kicked by a donkey. It turns you into a zombie who just stares at spreadsheets and wonders why life is so hard.
Your boss sends an email asking if you think the printer is alive.
Your coworker emails you a list of 37 things you should do before lunch.
Your manager sends you an email that starts with 'Hey, just a quick note...' and goes on for three pages.