e-literate
You try to be as literal as possible, but your brain is too lazy to think. It’s like you're using the internet, but you’re still confused about what the internet is.
My friend said, 'I don’t get slang, it’s like I’m talking to a robot.'
My brother asked, 'What does ‘on fleek’ mean? It sounds like a monster.'
My cousin said, 'I think ‘lit’ is a brand of cigarettes.'