e-literate

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A person who can read a tiny e-book on a glowing screen but can't spell their own name. They’re like a dog who can bark at a screen but can't poop on a real toilet.

My cousin tried to read an e-book and cried because the font was too small.

My mom said, 'I can read an e-book, but I can't read a grocery list.'

My teacher called me e-literate because I read the e-book but forgot to do my homework.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A person who thinks a computer is a magical box that only works if you whisper to it and it feels like it’s being watched.

My dad tried to use a computer and said, 'It's like it's mocking me.'

My little brother called the computer 'a monster that eats your words.'

My mom said, 'I can't use a computer because it feels like it's judging me.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You try to be as literal as possible, but your brain is too lazy to think. It’s like you're using the internet, but you’re still confused about what the internet is.

My friend said, 'I don’t get slang, it’s like I’m talking to a robot.'

My brother asked, 'What does ‘on fleek’ mean? It sounds like a monster.'

My cousin said, 'I think ‘lit’ is a brand of cigarettes.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The most annoying weapon in Splatoon 2, like a boss from a video game that laughs at your face. It takes forever to charge, but when it fires, it hits you so hard you feel it in your soul. Only the best of the best use it, and they're probably also the best at using a vacuum cleaner.

My friend used the weapon and I said, 'That shot hit me like my mom yelled at me.'

My brother said, 'That weapon makes me wanna throw my Switch out the window.'

My cousin said, 'That weapon is the worst thing I've ever seen, and I once saw a dog eat a sandwich.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago