E-Kells
E-Kells <3 is a guy who looks like a curly-haired mess, stands at 5'11", weighs about 100 pounds, and wears flat-rimmed hats like they’re life-saving. He pats his chest when he talks like he’s trying to impress his mom. Also has a tiny penis. People call him E-Curles because he’s a walking disaster.
E-Kells <3 walked into the room and everyone turned around. He had a hat on and was patting his chest like he was doing a magic trick.
I asked E-Kells <3 what he was doing and he just said, "I’m being cool." He was wrong.
E-Kells <3 tried to explain his life story and kept patting his chest. It was like watching a broken robot try to sing.