E-Kells

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A lumpy sack made from two face masks tied together with rubber bands and stuffed with random crap like lid pieces, more rubber bands, and ripped paper. You write "Kell-E" on it so everyone knows it’s the best hacky sack ever made by the worst person ever.

I filled my E-Kell with a bunch of broken rubber bands and a used tissue. It’s a disaster, but it’s got personality.

My E-Kell exploded during lunch. Now the whole cafeteria smells like wet paper and regret.

I tried to kick my E-Kell and it just fell apart. I’m now officially the worst hacky sack user ever.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-Kells <3 is a guy who looks like a curly-haired mess, stands at 5'11", weighs about 100 pounds, and wears flat-rimmed hats like they’re life-saving. He pats his chest when he talks like he’s trying to impress his mom. Also has a tiny penis. People call him E-Curles because he’s a walking disaster.

E-Kells <3 walked into the room and everyone turned around. He had a hat on and was patting his chest like he was doing a magic trick.

I asked E-Kells <3 what he was doing and he just said, "I’m being cool." He was wrong.

E-Kells <3 tried to explain his life story and kept patting his chest. It was like watching a broken robot try to sing.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An orgasm is like when your brain explodes and you forget your name. It’s the best thing ever, except when you’re too tired to move after it. Also known as the moment you realize your life is over and you’re just going to die happy.

I had an orgasm so strong I fell off the couch. My brain exploded and I forgot my name.

After my orgasm, I could barely walk. I looked like a sad potato.

My mom said I had the best orgasm ever. I think she was just trying to be nice.

by Slangipedia 14d ago