e-hug
You make someone breathe so fast they feel like they’re about to explode and then you smash their chest like you’re trying to flatten a pancake. It’s like a mini explosion of happiness that hits them like a f***ing freight train.
I e-hugged my buddy and he screamed like he was being attacked by bees.
I e-hugged my little sister and she fainted. I thought I killed her.
I e-hugged my crush and he turned red like a tomato.