e-hug

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You chat with someone and they’re bawling their eyes out like a baby who got kicked out of a candy store. You send this stupid phrase to make them feel like you’re hugging them through a screen instead of just watching them cry.

My ex just texted me 'I miss you' and I sent her an e-hug. She cried and I felt like a hero.

My mom got dumped and I sent her an e-hug. She replied with 'I feel like I’m being hugged by a potato.'

My friend texted me 'I failed my math test' and I sent her an e-hug. She said 'That’s the most comforting thing I’ve ever felt.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you’re on ecstasy and you breathe so fast you feel like you’re about to fly off the Earth, then you collapse like a f***ing idiot and wake up confused like you just woke up from being hit by a truck.

At the rave, I did an e-hug and woke up on the floor like I was hit by a bus.

I tried to e-hug and fell on my face. Everyone laughed like I was a clown.

I e-hugged and then I couldn’t remember my own name for five minutes.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You make someone breathe so fast they feel like they’re about to explode and then you smash their chest like you’re trying to flatten a pancake. It’s like a mini explosion of happiness that hits them like a f***ing freight train.

I e-hugged my buddy and he screamed like he was being attacked by bees.

I e-hugged my little sister and she fainted. I thought I killed her.

I e-hugged my crush and he turned red like a tomato.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You make a fake hug out of random keyboard symbols because you’re too lazy to actually hug someone. It’s like a sad version of a real hug but it’s on the internet so it counts.

I sent my crush an e-hug and he replied with 'I feel like I’m being hugged by a robot.'

I made my friend an e-hug and he said it looked like a sad alien.

My brother sent me an e-hug and I said 'That’s the worst hug I’ve ever seen.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago