e-hooker - A worker who gets paid to waste time sending emails, chattin

A worker who gets paid to waste time sending emails, chatting online, and looking at pictures of people instead of actually working.

I got a bonus because I was the e-hooker who never stopped talking to my crush on Facebook.

I got yelled at for being on MySpace during work.

I was the e-hooker who got caught watching cat videos during a meeting.