e-hooker

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A person, man or woman, who gets paid to sit at a desk and waste time sending stupid messages, chatting with friends, and looking at silly pictures instead of working.

Hey, I just got a promotion because I was the best e-hooker in the office.

I got fired for liking my boss’s ex on Facebook during lunch.

I spend more time on MySpace than I do on my job.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A worker who gets paid to be on their phone all day, sending messages, scrolling through nonsense, and pretending they're working.

I got a raise because I was the e-hooker who never stopped talking to my crush on IM.

I got caught watching cat videos during a meeting and got yelled at.

I work at a desk, but my main job is being on Facebook.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who gets paid to sit there and type silly messages, chat with friends, and look at pictures instead of doing actual work.

I got hired because I was the best e-hooker in the company.

My boss thinks I'm working, but I'm just looking at memes.

I got promoted for being the e-hooker who never stops texting.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A worker who gets paid to waste time sending emails, chatting online, and looking at pictures of people instead of actually working.

I got a bonus because I was the e-hooker who never stopped talking to my crush on Facebook.

I got yelled at for being on MySpace during work.

I was the e-hooker who got caught watching cat videos during a meeting.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who gets paid to sit and type nonsense, chat with people, and look at stupid pictures instead of working.

I got a promotion because I was the e-hooker who never stopped texting.

I got fired for being on Facebook during a meeting.

I was the e-hooker who got caught watching videos during work.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A worker who gets paid to sit at a desk and waste time sending messages, talking to friends, and looking at pictures instead of working.

I got a raise because I was the e-hooker who never stopped chatting on IM.

I got caught looking at pictures of my crush during work.

I got yelled at for being on Facebook instead of working.

by Slangipedia 4d ago