e-head
Being a total lickspoon online, trying to get someone to like you by being a smelly, sweaty, kiss-ass in the comments.
I e-headed my crush just to get into the group chat. Now I have to fake my own death.
I e-headed my mom for 2 hours just to get an extra scoop of ice cream.
I e-headed my principal so he let me wear pajamas to school.