e-head

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Blowing a load on the internet while playing games like Runescape or Club Penguin. No webcam needed. Just your face melting from trying to keep up with your pixel boner.

Bro, I just did 3 hours of e-head while my avatar was getting murdered by a 12-year-old.

My e-head skills are so good, I made my teacher cum in her coffee.

I gave 10 e-heads in a row and my keyboard died from the stress.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Being a total lickspoon online, trying to get someone to like you by being a smelly, sweaty, kiss-ass in the comments.

I e-headed my crush just to get into the group chat. Now I have to fake my own death.

I e-headed my mom for 2 hours just to get an extra scoop of ice cream.

I e-headed my principal so he let me wear pajamas to school.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Kids who eat too much Ecstasy and dance like they're possessed in the 90s. They sweat so much, they could start a rave and a fire at the same time.

I went to a rave and the e-heads were so sweaty, they looked like they had just fought a bear.

My cousin is an e-head and he once danced so hard, he broke his shoes.

The e-heads at the club were so high, they started a conga line with a toilet paper roll.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who thinks their tiny electric scooter is the future and refuses to walk anywhere.

My e-head neighbor rides his scooter to the store and back just to show off.

I saw an e-head try to parallel park his scooter and failed at life.

My e-head brother rides his scooter to the bathroom and back, just for fun.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A bunch of kids who join fake social media groups just to spy on online groomers and then post their secrets like they're detectives in a drama series.

My e-head friends joined a group just to find out if the groomer was a real person or a robot.

I e-headed my crush by joining his group and then posted his secrets on the server.

My e-head squad got caught spying on the groomer and now they have to wear a hat to school.

by Slangipedia 4d ago