E. Hawtreys
A Facebook user who thinks they know football but thinks goalposts are cheese and still thinks the Packers are relevant. Their family tree is so straight it looks like it was drawn by a drunk person.
"I’ve been a Packers fan since I was born!" (He was born in 1990.)
Sends a DM: "Goalposts are cheese. You’re welcome."
Posts a video of a cheese wheel rolling down a hill and calls it a "goalpost."