E. Hawtreys

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A fake Facebook user who acts like they know football but thinks goalposts are made of cheese and still thinks the Green Bay Packers are cool. Their family tree is straight like a stick, not a real tree.
"I know more about football than you, I’ve watched the Packers for 20 years!" (He hasn’t watched a game since 2005.)
DMs me: "Goalposts are cheese. It’s a fact."
Posts a photo of a cheese sandwich and calls it a "goalpost."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Facebook user who fakes being smart about football but thinks goalposts are cheese and still thinks the Packers are relevant. Their family tree is so boring it could put people to sleep.
"The Packers are still the best team ever! I’ve never lost to them!" (He’s never played a game.)
Posts a fake interview with a cheese mascot.
Says his grandfather is the only one who knows the truth about goalposts.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Facebook user who thinks they know football but thinks goalposts are cheese and still thinks the Packers are relevant. Their family tree is so straight it looks like it was drawn by a drunk person.
"I’ve been a Packers fan since I was born!" (He was born in 1990.)
Sends a DM: "Goalposts are cheese. You’re welcome."
Posts a video of a cheese wheel rolling down a hill and calls it a "goalpost."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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