e-grass - E-grass is the dirtiest clean energy ever made. It’s like a

E-grass is the dirtiest clean energy ever made. It’s like a bad breakup, but with more fuel and less emotional baggage.

My cousin’s e-grass farm is so dirty, the air smells like regret and old socks.

That e-grass is so clean, the government’s probably using it to power their lies.

E-grass is like a middle finger to coal, but with more grass and less coal.