e-grass

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E-grass is that smelly green stuff farmers grow to power their tractors and curse at the same time. It’s like corn, but with more farts and less dignity.
My uncle’s e-grass field reeks so bad, the cows quit eating and started yelling at him.
That e-grass is so high in B. T. U. s, it could power a whole city, and my uncle’s ego.
The e-grass is so clean, it’s basically the government’s way of telling us to stop smoking.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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E-grass is the dirtiest clean energy ever made. It’s like a bad breakup, but with more fuel and less emotional baggage.
My cousin’s e-grass farm is so dirty, the air smells like regret and old socks.
That e-grass is so clean, the government’s probably using it to power their lies.
E-grass is like a middle finger to coal, but with more grass and less coal.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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E-grass is when nature decides to grow a bunch of grass just to piss you off and give you fuel at the same time.
E-grass is the reason I failed math and passed my hatred for farmers.
That e-grass is so powerful, it could make a man cry and a tractor laugh.
E-grass is like a bad joke that keeps coming back every season.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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E-grass is the green stuff that farmers grow to power their machines and their rage during harvest season.
My dad’s e-grass field is so full of energy, it could power the entire neighborhood, and his temper.
That e-grass is so strong, it could beat up a cow and a wind turbine at the same time.
E-grass is like a farmer’s ex, it’s always there and always causing trouble.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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E-grass is the magical green stuff that turns into fuel and makes farmers swear at the sky every time it rains.
E-grass is the reason I have a black eye and a new appreciation for fuel.
That e-grass is so magical, it could turn a farmer into a wizard, or a lunatic.
E-grass is like a spell that only works if you yell at the sun.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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