E-Flirter
A guy who lives in his mom’s basement, sends fake love letters to random girls online, and thinks emoticons are the same as real emotions. He’s from the middle of nowhere and has no idea how to talk to people who aren’t on the Internet.
You are so beautiful, I want to punch my dad for not being as cool as you.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a mango. Sweet and slightly weird.
Your picture is so good, I might faint. Or I’ll just send this to my mom.