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A basement-dwelling keyboard slacker who yells compliments at girls online like they owe him money. Uses stupid emojis and fake confidence to cover up his lack of real balls and life skills.
Hey babe, you’re like a pizza with extra cheese. Hot and extra.
If you were a snack, you’d be my favorite. Like a bag of chips. But fancy.
Your face is so pretty, I might cry. Or maybe I’ll just delete my ex’s DMs.