E-Flee
You send an email to your coworker knowing it’ll start a face-to-face shouting match and then you bolt out of your chair like you’re running from a fire.
I emailed my boss I’d rather die than do this project and then I sprinted to the breakroom.
I told my teammate he smells like old pizza and then I ran like I was being chased by a goat.
I emailed my crush that I hate them and then I hid under my desk like a coward.