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You send an email to your coworker knowing it’ll start a face-to-face shouting match and then you bolt out of your chair like you’re running from a fire.

I emailed my boss I’d rather die than do this project and then I sprinted to the breakroom.

I told my teammate he smells like old pizza and then I ran like I was being chased by a goat.

I emailed my crush that I hate them and then I hid under my desk like a coward.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You drop an email on your coworker’s desk knowing it’ll start a real-life argument and then you scoot out of your seat like you’re escaping a burning building.

I told my coworker he’s the worst and then I ducked out of my office like I was hiding from a monster.

I emailed my friend that I’d rather fight than work and then I bolted like I was being chased by a mob.

I said my boss was a donkey and then I ran like I was being chased by a donkey.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You email your coworker with a message that’s sure to make them lose their mind and then you bolt like you’re trying to avoid getting yelled at.

I told my coworker he’s a lousy person and then I ran out like I was being chased by a screaming crowd.

I sent my boss an insult and then I left my desk like I was running from a dragon.

I emailed my crush I hate them and then I hid in the copy room like I was hiding from a scream.

by Slangipedia 14d ago