E-Flee
You drop an email on your coworker’s desk knowing it’ll start a real-life argument and then you scoot out of your seat like you’re escaping a burning building.
I told my coworker he’s the worst and then I ducked out of my office like I was hiding from a monster.
I emailed my friend that I’d rather fight than work and then I bolted like I was being chased by a mob.
I said my boss was a donkey and then I ran like I was being chased by a donkey.