e-flashing - Putting your most stupid selfies on your phone and then hand

Putting your most stupid selfies on your phone and then handing it to a store employee like they're your new best friend.

I e-flashed my phone and the tech guy said, 'You're gonna need a new best friend.'

My sister e-flashed her phone and the employee said, 'You're gonna be the most embarrassing customer I've ever had.'

I e-flashed my phone and the tech guy said, 'You're gonna need a new phone and a new life.'