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When you post naked pics on your phone and then bring it to the store like it's a holy relic, hoping the tech guy will save your soul.

I e-flashed my phone at the Apple store and the guy asked if I was trying to get a refund or a divorce.

My sister e-flashed her phone at the library and the librarian gave her a warning.

I e-flashed my phone at the store and the tech guy said, 'You're not gonna get a free phone for that.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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Sending your most embarrassing selfies to a store employee so they can judge you while you wait for your phone to be fixed.

I e-flashed my phone at the store and the guy said, 'I've seen worse on a Sunday.'

My friend e-flashed her phone and the employee asked if she was trying to get a discount.

I e-flashed my phone and the guy said, 'You're gonna pay for that fix.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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Bringing your phone into a store with your most private pics so the tech guy can see everything and probably laugh at you.

I e-flashed my phone at the store and the tech guy said, 'You're gonna be the talk of the shop.'

My brother e-flashed his phone and the employee asked, 'Did you take that in the shower?'

I e-flashed my phone and the tech guy said, 'You're gonna need a new phone after this.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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Putting your most shameful selfies on your phone and then handing it to a store employee like it's a cursed object.

I e-flashed my phone at the store and the tech guy said, 'You're gonna need a miracle to fix that.'

My friend e-flashed her phone and the employee asked if she was trying to get a refund or a new life.

I e-flashed my phone and the tech guy said, 'You're gonna be the worst customer I've ever had.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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Putting your most awkward selfies on your phone and then bringing it to the store like it's a confession.

I e-flashed my phone and the tech guy said, 'You're gonna need a therapist after this.'

My brother e-flashed his phone and the employee asked, 'Did you take that in a bathroom?'

I e-flashed my phone and the tech guy said, 'You're gonna be the talk of the store.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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Putting your most stupid selfies on your phone and then handing it to a store employee like they're your new best friend.

I e-flashed my phone and the tech guy said, 'You're gonna need a new best friend.'

My sister e-flashed her phone and the employee said, 'You're gonna be the most embarrassing customer I've ever had.'

I e-flashed my phone and the tech guy said, 'You're gonna need a new phone and a new life.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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