e-flashing
Putting your most awkward selfies on your phone and then bringing it to the store like it's a confession.
I e-flashed my phone and the tech guy said, 'You're gonna need a therapist after this.'
My brother e-flashed his phone and the employee asked, 'Did you take that in a bathroom?'
I e-flashed my phone and the tech guy said, 'You're gonna be the talk of the store.'