E-fapper
They can't stop showing off and making everyone else look bad. They're the kind of person who thinks they're the smartest, the strongest, and the most popular all at once.
'I got 100 likes on this post, you got 1, that's like being a nobody in the biggest party'
'You don't even know what a meme is, you're like a ghost in the internet world'
'I can beat you at everything, even breathing, you're like a snail in a race'