E-fapper

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A person who talks too much about how awesome they are online. They brag like they're the king of the internet and make everyone else look stupid.

'I got a 100% on this test, you got a 50%'

'You don't know what a meme is, you're literally from the Stone Age'

'I got 10 likes on this post, you got 2, that's basically a disgrace'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Someone who talks so much about everything they know that it feels like they're trying to make everyone else feel dumb. They never shut up and always have to be right.

'You don't even know what a quadratic equation is, you're like a baby in math class'

'I had 1000 followers, you had 2, that's not even a real number'

'I can beat you at chess blindfolded, you're like a turtle in a race'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who can't stop talking about how much better they are than everyone else. They're like a loudmouth in a Zoom call and never let you finish your sentence.

'I got 100 likes on my post, you got 1, that's like being a loser in a popularity contest'

'You don't even know what a meme is, you're like a fossil in the internet world'

'I can beat you at everything, even sleeping, you're like a snail in a race'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

They talk way too much about how good they are and act like they're the only one who matters. They're the kind of person who thinks they're the main character in everyone's story.

'I got 1000 followers, you got 10, that's like being a nobody in the big leagues'

'You can't even spell 'meme' correctly, you're like a toddler with a keyboard'

'I can beat you at everything, even eating pizza, you're like a sloth in a race'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

They can't stop showing off and making everyone else look bad. They're the kind of person who thinks they're the smartest, the strongest, and the most popular all at once.

'I got 100 likes on this post, you got 1, that's like being a nobody in the biggest party'

'You don't even know what a meme is, you're like a ghost in the internet world'

'I can beat you at everything, even breathing, you're like a snail in a race'

by Slangipedia 14d ago