E-fapper
A person who can't stop talking about how much better they are than everyone else. They're like a loudmouth in a Zoom call and never let you finish your sentence.
'I got 100 likes on my post, you got 1, that's like being a loser in a popularity contest'
'You don't even know what a meme is, you're like a fossil in the internet world'
'I can beat you at everything, even sleeping, you're like a snail in a race'