e-dopt
You see someone online and you think they're the best, so you take them, like they're your new best friend and you're gonna annoy them forever.
I e-dopted this girl because she said my dog looked like a f***ing rock.
I e-dopted my crush because he called me the f***ing smartest person ever.
I e-dopted my mom because she said I was the worst at video games.