e-dopt

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When you see someone online and you think they're so good that you want to take them as your own, like they're your new best friend and you're gonna make them your forever sidekick.

I e-dopted this guy because he called my mom a f***ing genius.

I e-dopted my crush because he said I looked like a bag of chips in a hurricane.

I e-dopted my ex because he still sends me memes about how he's living the dream.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You meet someone online and you get so mad that you claim them as your own, like they owe you money and you're gonna be their boss forever.

I e-dopted this girl because she said my dog looked like a f***ing potato.

I e-dopted my cousin because he said I was the worst at video games.

I e-dopted my teacher because he called my essay a f***ing disaster.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you like someone online so much you just take them, like they're your new pet and you're gonna make them wear your socks.

I e-dopted this guy because he said my cat was the best f***ing pet ever.

I e-dopted my friend because he called me the worst at math.

I e-dopted my brother because he said I looked like a f***ing ghost.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You see someone online and you think they're the best, so you take them, like they're your new best friend and you're gonna annoy them forever.

I e-dopted this girl because she said my dog looked like a f***ing rock.

I e-dopted my crush because he called me the f***ing smartest person ever.

I e-dopted my mom because she said I was the worst at video games.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You meet someone online and you think they're so good you just steal them, like they're your new sidekick and you're gonna make them do your homework.

I e-dopted this guy because he said my dog looked like a f***ing potato.

I e-dopted my friend because he called me the f***ing dumbest person ever.

I e-dopted my teacher because he said I was the best at math.

by Slangipedia 5d ago