E-Dogging
A guy with an ugly name, a worse haircut, and the confidence of a man who thinks he's a god, but he's just a guy who thinks he's hot.
Ethan walked in, looked at me, and said, 'I’m the E-Dog, and you're just a nobody.'
Eric came in, said, 'I'm the E-Dog, and you're just a nobody, and you're ugly.'
Ebenezer walked in and said, 'I'm the E-Dog, and I'm going to take your lunch money.'