E Diddy
Any man with a first name starting with E who looks like he's been hiding in a closet for 20 years and smells like old pizza. People think he's a monster who eats kids for breakfast.
My neighbor is an E Diddy. He tried to sneak into my sister's birthday party and got caught.
That guy at the mall is an E Diddy. He stared at me like he was going to eat me.
My cousin's friend is an E Diddy. He tried to take my phone and said he was going to sell it to the preschool.