E Diddy

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A pale, sad man who thinks he's still cool. He talks like your dad and acts like he's still in high school. He's also the guy who takes a pill and thinks it's magic, but it's just his brain lying to him.

My uncle is an E Diddy. He still wears a fanny pack and thinks it's hip.

That guy at the coffee shop is an E Diddy. He asked me if I wanted to 'dab' with him.

My teacher called me an E Diddy because I forgot my homework again.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Any man with a first name starting with E who looks like he's been hiding in a closet for 20 years and smells like old pizza. People think he's a monster who eats kids for breakfast.

My neighbor is an E Diddy. He tried to sneak into my sister's birthday party and got caught.

That guy at the mall is an E Diddy. He stared at me like he was going to eat me.

My cousin's friend is an E Diddy. He tried to take my phone and said he was going to sell it to the preschool.

by Slangipedia 14d ago