e-diddle - When someone online flirts, makes a fool of themselves, and

When someone online flirts, makes a fool of themselves, and won’t stop texting you like you’re their only friend.

You’re the best! (said by someone who’s never seen you)

I’ll send you a pizza! (said by someone who can’t afford a burger)

We’re gonna be besties forever! (said by someone who logged off 3 minutes ago)