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To bug, tease, or take advantage of someone online, usually a kid. It's like being nagged by a robot that won't stop talking.
Hey, wanna be my bestie forever? (said by a 12-year-old with 10 million followers)
You’re my favorite snack! (said by a YouTuber to a 10-year-old)
I’m gonna follow you to school! (said by someone who’s never left their bedroom)
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When someone online flirts, makes a fool of themselves, and won’t stop texting you like you’re their only friend.
You’re the best! (said by someone who’s never seen you)
I’ll send you a pizza! (said by someone who can’t afford a burger)
We’re gonna be besties forever! (said by someone who logged off 3 minutes ago)
3
To bug someone online until they lose their mind. It’s like being followed by a creepy kid who won’t stop talking.
You’re my number one fan! (said by someone who has 2 followers)
I’ll be your bestie! (said by someone who’s never met you)
We’re gonna be friends forever! (said by someone who’s never logged on again)
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To bother, tease, or take advantage of someone online, especially a kid. It's like being chased by a robot that won’t stop talking.
You’re my favorite person! (said by someone who’s never seen you)
I’ll follow you to school! (said by someone who can’t find their phone)
We’re gonna be besties forever! (said by someone who’s never been besties)
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When someone online flirts, makes a mess of themselves, and won’t stop texting you like you’re their only friend. It's like having a bestie who’s also a nightmare.
You’re my favorite! (said by someone who has 3 followers)
I’ll send you a gift! (said by someone who can’t afford a snack)
We’re gonna be besties forever! (said by someone who’s never been besties)
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To bug someone online until they go crazy. It's like being followed by a kid who won’t stop talking and also won’t stop following you.
You’re my favorite! (said by someone who has 1 follower)
I’ll follow you everywhere! (said by someone who can’t find their room)
We’re gonna be besties forever! (said by someone who’s never been besties)
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