e-diarrhea
When your email box gets puked on by a ton of messages after you’ve been off the grid for so long it’s like you’ve been in a bunker with no signal and no snacks.
Your mom sends 20 messages in one go: 'Did you eat? Did you sleep? Are you still alive? I'm sending this from my phone in the hospital.'
Your ex texts you 17 times in one minute: 'I miss you. I still love you. I'm coming back. I'm not coming back. I miss you again.'
Your boss emails you a 500-word rant about the coffee machine being empty on a Monday.