e-diarrhea

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When your email box gets puked on by a ton of messages after you’ve been off the grid for so long it’s like you’ve been in a bunker with no signal and no snacks.

Your mom sends 20 messages in one go: 'Did you eat? Did you sleep? Are you still alive? I'm sending this from my phone in the hospital.'

Your ex texts you 17 times in one minute: 'I miss you. I still love you. I'm coming back. I'm not coming back. I miss you again.'

Your boss emails you a 500-word rant about the coffee machine being empty on a Monday.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When someone can’t stop typing like they’ve been hit by a keyboard and their fingers won’t stop even if it means making your eyes bleed.

Your friend sends you a 1000-word text about their cat’s existential crisis: 'I think the cat thinks it’s a fish. Or a bird. Or a confused sock.'

Your cousin DMs you 30 messages in one go: 'I’m going to the mall. I’m going to get pizza. I’m going to take a nap. I’m going to text you again.'

Your crush writes you a poem that’s 87 lines long and it’s about the color blue.

by Slangipedia 4d ago