e-diarrhea
When someone can’t stop typing like they’ve been hit by a keyboard and their fingers won’t stop even if it means making your eyes bleed.
Your friend sends you a 1000-word text about their cat’s existential crisis: 'I think the cat thinks it’s a fish. Or a bird. Or a confused sock.'
Your cousin DMs you 30 messages in one go: 'I’m going to the mall. I’m going to get pizza. I’m going to take a nap. I’m going to text you again.'
Your crush writes you a poem that’s 87 lines long and it’s about the color blue.