e-deaf - When you're so busy being a do-nothing, you forget to read a

When you're so busy being a do-nothing, you forget to read anything that's not your own face in the mirror.

You got a DM from your ex saying they're getting married. You didn't reply. You're e-deaf.

Your best friend sent you a 12-part message about their pizza. You didn't reply. You're e-deaf.

You got an email from your dad about your little brother. You didn't reply. You're e-deaf.