e-deaf

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When someone ignores your emails and messages like you're not even worth the time it takes to type a single letter.
Your mom sent you a group chat about her cat's death and you didn't reply. You're e-deaf.
You got a 100-message thread from your crush and you just let it die. You're e-deaf.
Your teacher emailed you about a pop quiz and you didn't answer. You're e-deaf.
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When you're so busy being a do-nothing, you forget to read anything that's not your own face in the mirror.
You got a DM from your ex saying they're getting married. You didn't reply. You're e-deaf.
Your best friend sent you a 12-part message about their pizza. You didn't reply. You're e-deaf.
You got an email from your dad about your little brother. You didn't reply. You're e-deaf.
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When you're so e-deaf, you think a text is a full sentence and you're too high to notice.
You got a message saying, 'Your dog died.' You replied with a single 'ok.' You're e-deaf.
Your crush wrote, 'I miss you so much.' You replied with a 'lol.' You're e-deaf.
Your mom sent you a long message about her new job. You replied with a 'yup.' You're e-deaf.
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When you're so e-deaf, you think you're responding, but you're just staring at the screen like it's a horror movie.
You got a message from your crush. You looked at it. You blinked. You moved on. You're e-deaf.
Your friend sent you a message about their new cat. You read it. Then you forgot. You're e-deaf.
Your teacher emailed you about a test. You saw it. Then you ignored it. You're e-deaf.
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When you're e-deaf, you think you're being cool, but you're just being a nobody.
You didn't reply to your crush's 10-message thread. You're e-deaf.
You ignored your best friend's message about their new job. You're e-deaf.
You didn't respond to your mom's email about your little brother. You're e-deaf.
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