e-d-b-t-z
Someone who thinks having their hand up their ass is the most important thing in the world and everyone else is just wasting time.
My dad is an e-d-b-t-z. He does it all day while he’s watching TV.
My friend’s dad is an e-d-b-t-z. He even does it while he’s working.
My sister says my brother is an e-d-b-t-z. He does it during lunch and doesn’t even care if anyone sees it.