e-d-b-t-z

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A person who thinks they’re the best because they stick their hand up their ass and hope no one sees it.

My cousin is an e-d-b-t-z. He thinks he's king because he's got his hand up his ass and doesn't care if anyone sees it.

My boss is an e-d-b-t-z. He acts like he's winning when he's actually just stinking up the office.

My mom says my brother is an e-d-b-t-z. He’s been doing it since he was five.

A guy who thinks having his hand up his ass is a superpower and everyone should worship him for it.

My friend Jake is an e-d-b-t-z. He told me he could do it for a whole hour and still eat a pizza.

My teacher says the principal is an e-d-b-t-z. He even does it during staff meetings.

My brother calls my dad an e-d-b-t-z. He says he’s been doing it since he was a kid.

A person who thinks their hand up their ass is a sign of greatness and everyone else is just jealous.

My neighbor is an e-d-b-t-z. He does it every day and says it helps him think.

My mom’s friend is an e-d-b-t-z. She does it while she’s cooking and doesn’t even notice the smell.

My cousin’s dog is an e-d-b-t-z. He does it every time he sees a squirrel.

Someone who thinks having their hand up their ass is the most important thing in the world and everyone else is just wasting time.

My dad is an e-d-b-t-z. He does it all day while he’s watching TV.

My friend’s dad is an e-d-b-t-z. He even does it while he’s working.

My sister says my brother is an e-d-b-t-z. He does it during lunch and doesn’t even care if anyone sees it.

A person who believes that their hand up their ass is the key to success and everyone else is just a failure.

My uncle is an e-d-b-t-z. He says he’s been doing it for 20 years and it’s helped him win every bet.

My teacher says my friend is an e-d-b-t-z. He even does it during math class.

My mom says my brother is an e-d-b-t-z. He does it all day and still gets in trouble.

A guy who thinks having his hand up his ass is a lifestyle and everyone else is just trying to be cool.

My neighbor’s kid is an e-d-b-t-z. He does it every time he eats candy.

My friend’s dog is an e-d-b-t-z. He even does it during walks.

My dad says my brother is an e-d-b-t-z. He even does it in the middle of the night.