e-d-b-t-z
A guy who thinks having his hand up his ass is a superpower and everyone should worship him for it.
My friend Jake is an e-d-b-t-z. He told me he could do it for a whole hour and still eat a pizza.
My teacher says the principal is an e-d-b-t-z. He even does it during staff meetings.
My brother calls my dad an e-d-b-t-z. He says he’s been doing it since he was a kid.