E-cursed
A tech-related curse that makes normal people feel like they've been hit by a truck full of emojis and bad life choices.
My uncle tried to 'go digital' and now he's just typing 'hello' on a tablet with a giant emoji.
My mom's business got 'disrupted' and now she's just standing in the middle of the street yelling, 'I didn't sign up for this!'
My friend's dad tried to use a 'virtual assistant' and now he's just talking to a Siri like it's his ex.