E-cursed

My uncle thinks the internet is a company. He keeps asking, 'Why can't I just call it?'

My friend's dad tried to start a business with a 'blockchain' and now he's just standing in a hallway with a sign that says 'I don't know what this is.'

My mom asked if 'AI' was a new type of dog food. I cried.

My neighbor tried to start a business with 'big data' and now he's just yelling at spreadsheets.

My cousin tried to use a 'smart home' and now his fridge texts him every time it's hungry.

My dad says 'machine learning' and then goes to sleep on the couch.

My uncle tried to 'go digital' and now he's just typing 'hello' on a tablet with a giant emoji.

My mom's business got 'disrupted' and now she's just standing in the middle of the street yelling, 'I didn't sign up for this!'

My friend's dad tried to use a 'virtual assistant' and now he's just talking to a Siri like it's his ex.

My cousin tried to start a business with a 'startup' and now he's just sitting in a coffee shop with a sign that says 'I'm not rich yet.'

My mom tried to use a 'social media' and now she's just posting pictures of her cat like it's a stock photo.

My uncle tried to use a 'smartwatch' and now he's just telling time to his wrist like it's a slave.

My friend’s dad tried to ‘launch a product’ and now he’s just selling eggs from a shopping cart.

My uncle tried to use ‘big data’ and now he’s just asking people, 'Do you like pie?'

My mom tried to ‘go digital’ and now she’s just texting her cat.